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  • White-ish Sammy Sosa Had A White Party For His Birthday [PHOTOS]

    White-ish Sammy Sosa Had A White Party For His Birthday [PHOTOS]

    Sammy Sosa turned 45 last week (Nov. 12), but the former Chicago Cubs’ outfielder didn’t have a chance to celebrate in style until…

  • Sammy Sosa’s Creeper Look Getting Creepier [PHOTO]

    Sammy Sosa’s Creeper Look Getting Creepier [PHOTO]

    When we last saw Sammy Sosa, he was dazzling Panamanian TV with his bright, um, personality. Yesterday, a new photo of Sosa emerged.…

  • Sammy Sosa Looked Really, Really White Today On Panamanian TV

    Sammy Sosa Looked Really, Really White Today On Panamanian TV

    Sammy Sosa was on Panamanian television this morning to talk about going into the real estate business. It seems he’s building a bunch…

  • Sammy Sosa’s English Is Suddenly Superb On Twitter, Facebook

    Sammy Sosa’s English Is Suddenly Superb On Twitter, Facebook

    Sammy Sosa, a guy who hit 609 home runs, retired and then disappeared to the obscurity of Latin America (Miami), has stepped back…

  • Best Sammy Sosa Is Whiter Than _________________ Tweets Of The Day.

    Best Sammy Sosa Is Whiter Than _________________ Tweets Of The Day.

    Sammy Sosa is a HUGE Miami Heat fan. Well documented. So it might have been a surprise last night when Slammin' wasn't at American Airlines Arena for another LeBron debacle. Where was His Whiteness? Just hitting the red carpet at the Spanish People Magazine '50 Most Beautiful People' party. Still efforting to see why/how Sosa gets invites to such parties, but he's in demand. Anyway, we asked on Twitter: Sammy Sosa is whiter than _____________. The responses - JUMP!

  • White Face Sammy Sosa Presents Black Face Painting To Panama [PHOTOS]

    White Face Sammy Sosa Presents Black Face Painting To Panama [PHOTOS]

    Former Chicago Cubs outfielder Sammy Sosa is at it again. The White Face is making appearances in strange places -- this time, Panama, where he met the president and first lady, had people make a big deal about him and either got or gave a big painting of himself in a Texas Rangers uniform and with The Black Face. Thing is, Sosa was still sporting The White Face. Lookin' sharp Sammy! Check it!

  • Greatest Moments In Sammy Sosa White Face: Shaved Chest [Photos]

    Greatest Moments In Sammy Sosa White Face: Shaved Chest [Photos]

    Former Chicago Cubs slugger Sammy Sosa, or as we call him White Sammy Sosa, is raising the bar on creepiness once again. He still has the white face, but now we know he shaves his chest. That's right, white skin and as little hair as possible. Well done Sammy! In honor of the weirdo known as Sammy Sosa, we present this latest installment of Greatest Moment in Sammy Sosa White Face. Check it out!

  • Greatest Moments In Sammy Sosa White Face: Making It Rain [Photos]

    Greatest Moments In Sammy Sosa White Face: Making It Rain [Photos]

    Remember former Chicago Cubs slugger Sammy Sosa? Remember when he was black? So do we. He's a thing of the past. White Sammy Sosa is a thing of the present and White Sammy Sosa was photographed Sunday in New York stuffing bills in a belly dancer's skirt. Here's our tribute to one of the creepiest-looking dudes in the entire world. The greatest moments in Sammy Sosa white face history! JUMP!

  • Enrique Santos Black Face Pisses Off Sammy Sosa's White Face

    Enrique Santos Black Face Pisses Off Sammy Sosa's White Face

    And the Sammy Sosa white face hilarity continues. Sosa celebrated his birthday last weekend in Miami so there were the usual gaggle of…

  • (Photos) Sammy Sosa's Face Celebrates Birthday, Still Very White

    (Photos) Sammy Sosa's Face Celebrates Birthday, Still Very White

    Well, the Sammy Sosa PR machine continues it’s November parade across the country. The latest stop was Miami where he was sucking face…

  • New Sammy Sosa Face Photos From Las Vegas

    New Sammy Sosa Face Photos From Las Vegas

    Sammy Sosa’s handlers, advisers and himself can claim the lighting was bad or that he was overexposed at the red carpet for last…

  • Sammy Sosa's Face Seems To Have Been Bukkaked

    Sammy Sosa's Face Seems To Have Been Bukkaked

    What Japanese Geisha makeup/plastic surgeon got ahold of sweet swingin’ Sammy Sosa? Seriously, it looks like he’s up for a part in some…