Ryan Howard is scheduled to make $118,000,000 over the next five years, and the Phillies 1B has already made $62,000,000 in his career. Quick math = $180 million. That would be over 12 years. If he stays healthy, The Big Piece could add a few million to that total. Figure he ends up cashing $200m in his baseball career. So what's a blogger to get Ryan Howard for his December wedding? We bought him a $7.99 washcloth. JUMP!