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  • Roger Clemens Double Fisting In Cargos At Honda Classic

    Roger Clemens Double Fisting In Cargos At Honda Classic

    Just days after impressing us with his plaid cargo pants while on a visit to the Golf Channel, Roger Clemens was spotted at…

  • Roger Clemens Belts Out ‘Play That Funky Music’ At Houston Party

    Roger Clemens Belts Out ‘Play That Funky Music’ At Houston Party

    It’s now clear that Roger Clemens has a go-to song when he decides to sing at parties. There was the Rocket again this…

  • Longhorn Roger Clemens Throwing ‘Go Frogs’ With TCU Women’s Golf Team

    Longhorn Roger Clemens Throwing ‘Go Frogs’ With TCU Women’s Golf Team

      Though he attended the University of Texas, former MLB All-Star pitcher Roger Clemens is beloved in places all over the Lone Star…

  • Roger Clemens Sings ‘Play That Funky Music’ At Houston Birthday Party

    Roger Clemens Sings ‘Play That Funky Music’ At Houston Birthday Party

    What was Roger Clemens up to this weekend? Oh, not much besides singing Wild Cherry’s classic “Play that funky music” at a party…

  • I’m Begging Roger Clemens To Stop Wearing These Red Cargo Shorts

    I’m Begging Roger Clemens To Stop Wearing These Red Cargo Shorts

    Roger Clemens is a real American hero. Remember when every other big league player accused of using PEDs caved and apologized? Not Clemens.…

  • I Can’t Believe How Giant Roger Clemens’ Boobs Have Gotten

    I Can’t Believe How Giant Roger Clemens’ Boobs Have Gotten

      Someone on Twitter today said he’s on performance enhancing donuts. Our buddy Glenn wanted to know about the iPhone placement. Another guy…

  • Roger Clemens Swag Alert: White Cargo Pants & Red Cargo Shorts!

    Roger Clemens Swag Alert: White Cargo Pants & Red Cargo Shorts!

    Roger Clemens is in Waldorf, Maryland today for the Atlantic League All-Star Game to watch his son Koby play and of course Rocket’s…

  • Roger Clemens’ Swag Alert: White Belt, Cargoes & Iced Starbucks

    Roger Clemens’ Swag Alert: White Belt, Cargoes & Iced Starbucks

      Just a day after we were sweating Roger Clemens’ black jorts swag, Rocket returns with more heat from the wardrobe department. As…

  • Roger Clemens Swag Alert: Black Jorts!

    Roger Clemens Swag Alert: Black Jorts!

      I don’t know what to say. Are there really words for what we’re looking at from Rogers Clemens’ Department of Swag? Black…

  • Roy Williams Busts Out His Boobs In Bahamas

    Roy Williams Busts Out His Boobs In Bahamas

      It seems that a few athletes and UNC head coach Roy Williams just happened to be in the Bahamas at the same…

  • ESPN Intern Can’t Be Serious With This Clemens Fail & More Screencaps!

    ESPN Intern Can’t Be Serious With This Clemens Fail & More Screencaps!

      No big deal, the Yankees only lost to the Diamondbacks in the 2001 World Series. The ESPN intern probably means 2000 when…

  • Roger Clemens Swag Report: Spotted At Dick’s Sporting Goods In UT Cargo Shorts

    Roger Clemens Swag Report: Spotted At Dick’s Sporting Goods In UT Cargo Shorts

    By now you know that we love tracking all things Roger Clemens’ swag because this guy is 50 and can still rock the…

  • Holy Christ, Roger Clemens’ Jeep Is All ‘Roided Out

    Holy Christ, Roger Clemens’ Jeep Is All ‘Roided Out

      Do I need to keep telling you that when Roger Clemens swags the f–k out, Rog swags the f–k out? Just look…

  • Roger Clemens Swagged Out At J.J. Watt Charity Softball Event

    Roger Clemens Swagged Out At J.J. Watt Charity Softball Event

    Green Asics, khaki cargo pants, Adidas visor & frosted tips. Roger Clemens couldn’t have been swagged out any more than he was on…

  • Roger Clemens Swag Game Now Includes UT Longhorns Necklace (Nice Belt Phone)

    Roger Clemens Swag Game Now Includes UT Longhorns Necklace (Nice Belt Phone)

    Ahh, Roger Clemens and his swag game. While most sites are worried about the big things in sports, we’re sweating The Rocket’s latest…

  • Roger Clemens & Toby Keith Bro Out At Texas High School Baseball Game

    Roger Clemens & Toby Keith Bro Out At Texas High School Baseball Game

    What’s Roger Clemens to do on a random Tuesday in March? He paged his bro Toby Keith and hit up a high school…