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Feb 23, 2016

Roger Clemens Swag 2016

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Jun 22, 2015

Roger Clemens Swagged Hard at the Orem Owlz’s Home Opener

The Rocket throws out the first pitch in style.

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May 26, 2015

Roger Clemens 1983 Scouting Reports

  I’ve been slacking on MLB scouting reports ever since Joe Student left BC for a new job in North...

Roger Clemens Reportedly Told Birthday Girl She Has Nice Ass

The guy is just dripping swag...even at some random Texas bar.

Mar 25, 2015

Roger Clemens Swaggin’ Out at Texas Fashion Show

You know who’s becoming a fixture at fashion shows? Our pal, and fashion guru, Roger Clemens. Folks in Houston were...

Mar 13, 2015

Roger Clemens Shows Off His Man Jewelry at Fashion Show

– Plaid Cargo Pants – “Don’t Sweat My Swag” Nike Shirt – World Series rings – Camo golf pants –...

Feb 13, 2015

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Dec 16, 2014

Looks Like Roger Clemens Wore A World Series Ring To Country Concert

  It’s been ages since we’ve done a Roger Clemens swag update, so it would make sense that Rocket comes...

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Nov 6, 2014

Toby Keith…Roger Clemens…Rog’s Camo Golf Pants…SWAG ALERT!

  Some of you have been begging me for an update on Roger Clemens and his swag. Rocket has gone...

Jul 7, 2014

Roger Clemens 4th Of July Weekend Baseball Tournament Swag

  That’s a College World Series visor. Black socks. The iPhone where it normally resides. The wrist thing (is that...

Apr 24, 2014

Roger Clemens Uncorks Wild Pitch On Houston TV Morning Show

    Hall of fame aim, Rog. Clemens’ son, Koby, plays for the Sugarland Skeeters and Rocket used to play...

Feb 28, 2014

Roger Clemens Double Fisting In Cargos At Honda Classic

Just days after impressing us with his plaid cargo pants while on a visit to the Golf Channel, Roger Clemens...

Dec 29, 2013

Roger Clemens Belts Out ‘Play That Funky Music’ At Houston Party

It’s now clear that Roger Clemens has a go-to song when he decides to sing at parties. There was the...

Oct 12, 2013

Longhorn Roger Clemens Throwing ‘Go Frogs’ With TCU Women’s Golf Team

  Though he attended the University of Texas, former MLB All-Star pitcher Roger Clemens is beloved in places all over...

Sep 30, 2013

Roger Clemens Sings ‘Play That Funky Music’ At Houston Birthday Party

What was Roger Clemens up to this weekend? Oh, not much besides singing Wild Cherry’s classic “Play that funky music”...

Aug 9, 2013

I’m Begging Roger Clemens To Stop Wearing These Red Cargo Shorts

Roger Clemens is a real American hero. Remember when every other big league player accused of using PEDs caved and...

Jul 25, 2013

I Can’t Believe How Giant Roger Clemens’ Boobs Have Gotten

  Someone on Twitter today said he’s on performance enhancing donuts. Our buddy Glenn wanted to know about the iPhone...

Jul 10, 2013

Roger Clemens Swag Alert: White Cargo Pants & Red Cargo Shorts!

Roger Clemens is in Waldorf, Maryland today for the Atlantic League All-Star Game to watch his son Koby play and...

Jul 2, 2013

Roger Clemens’ Swag Alert: White Belt, Cargoes & Iced Starbucks

  Just a day after we were sweating Roger Clemens’ black jorts swag, Rocket returns with more heat from the...

Jul 1, 2013

Roger Clemens Swag Alert: Black Jorts!

  I don’t know what to say. Are there really words for what we’re looking at from Rogers Clemens’ Department...

Jun 26, 2013

Roy Williams Busts Out His Boobs In Bahamas

  It seems that a few athletes and UNC head coach Roy Williams just happened to be in the Bahamas...

Jun 7, 2013

ESPN Intern Can’t Be Serious With This Clemens Fail & More Screencaps!

  No big deal, the Yankees only lost to the Diamondbacks in the 2001 World Series. The ESPN intern probably...

Jun 6, 2013

Roger Clemens Swag Report: Spotted At Dick’s Sporting Goods In UT Cargo Shorts

By now you know that we love tracking all things Roger Clemens’ swag because this guy is 50 and can...

May 22, 2013

Holy Christ, Roger Clemens’ Jeep Is All ‘Roided Out

  Do I need to keep telling you that when Roger Clemens swags the f–k out, Rog swags the f–k...

Apr 27, 2013

Roger Clemens Swagged Out At J.J. Watt Charity Softball Event

Green Asics, khaki cargo pants, Adidas visor & frosted tips. Roger Clemens couldn’t have been swagged out any more than...

Apr 22, 2013

Roger Clemens Swag Game Now Includes UT Longhorns Necklace (Nice Belt Phone)

Ahh, Roger Clemens and his swag game. While most sites are worried about the big things in sports, we’re sweating...

Mar 27, 2013

Roger Clemens & Toby Keith Bro Out At Texas High School Baseball Game

What’s Roger Clemens to do on a random Tuesday in March? He paged his bro Toby Keith and hit up...

Feb 20, 2013

Roger Clemens Swags Out At Spring Training With His 1986 All-Star Game Cowboy Boots

Do we really need to tell you – AGAIN – about Roger Clemens and his level of swag? The guy...

Feb 10, 2013

Mike Piazza Says ‘If I Was Gay, I’d Be Gay All The Way’ In New Memoir

Rumors have always haunted Mike Piazza. The former major league star finally addresses some of them in “Long Shot,” a...

Jan 30, 2013

Roger Clemens Swagged Out At California Winter League [PHOTOS]

It’s been a while since we had an update on the Roger Clemens swag watch. He made an appearance at...

Dec 31, 2012

Roger Clemens Wearing Red Cargo Shorts In The Bahamas

It seems Roger Clemens couldn’t leave 2012 without at least one more moment of swag. According to @rudolphseger,...

Aug 20, 2012

Roger Clemens To Start For Sugar Land Skeeters On Human Fireball Night!

We've been trying to tell the Internet this summer that Roger Clemens couldn't pull himself away from baseball. There has barely been a weekend when The Rocket hasn't been at a baseball park watching his son play. Now comes word that Roger will be starting this Saturday for the indy league Sugar Land Skeeters. Oh, did we mention it's Human Fireball Night at the Skeeters park? You can get a ticket and a two-hour all-you-can-eat buffet for $37.50. JUMP!

Jul 18, 2012

Rate Rogers Clemens’ Level Of Being Swagged The F&*# Out [PHOTOS]

Roger Clemens is officially back. Sure, there was the BC report a couple weeks ago about the camo cargo shorts he wore to his son's baseball game. But this weekend Rocket took his swag to the next level over the weekend at the East Cobb baseball complex in Marietta, Georgia. His son was in town for a 17U tournament. The guy seemed to be kinda quiet after his perjury acquittal, but now the swag is back. Just look at that belt. JUMP!