Roger Clemens Suit
Jun 18, 2012Other Sports
Roger Clemens Found Guilty Of Having Sh*tty Tailor, Hair Stylist & Personal Trainer [PHOTOS]

Roger Clemens Found Guilty Of Having Sh*tty Tailor, Hair Stylist & Personal Trainer [PHOTOS]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, the Roger Clemens perjury trial verdict was read, the guy was found not guilty of lying to Congress and then he exited a D.C. courtroom to throngs of waiting media. What instantly stood out about this tired man? That suit. That baggy, horrible suit & the hair. WTF happened to this guy who was never seen away from a baseball field without hair gel? So sad. PHOTOS - JUMP!

Jul 6, 2011Other Sports
Roger Clemens Trades Hooters 34Ds At Golf Course For Gangster Suit [Photo]

Roger Clemens Trades Hooters 34Ds At Golf Course For Gangster Suit [Photo]

In just 7 days - exactly - Roger Clemens went from playing in the Hooters Tour Victoria, Texas Pro-Am to a D.C. federal courthouse jury selection for his perjury trial. Yesterday, Clemens traded the cargo shorts below his knees for a pinstriped gangster suit that accentuated his bloated neckline. Things today were much better, as The Rocket went a little easier on the intimidating clothing, choosing a simple ensemble. Notice he's looking like a certain Gov.? JUMP!