It's no secret that we really really like Rob Gronkowski at BC. The moment of Gronk posts are always epic. He seems like the absolute opposite of what kind of player that the New England Patriots coach would want. Doing body shots off of girls in Florida? Yeah, BC will be there to cover that. That all doesn't matter. What matters is that he catches these balls from Tom Brady and then spikes it into the ground like a beast.
Over the past two years we have been subject to a wide variety of Gronk videos. From the corny Madden promos to his partying escapades, we've seen it all...until now. ESPN thought it would be a good idea to get Gronk in a fantasy football promotional video. Just Gronk and the camera, what could go wrong? The guy comes off as a total buffoon and went as far as comparing you (the viewer) to a chicken cutlet. JUMP!
We spent the better half of our afternoon in negotiations with a student from Florida Gulf Coast University over this 2 Girls, 1 Gronk video. As you might have heard, we were approached today with what we were told was video of the NFL's highest paid tight end earlier this spring doing body shots off chicks at Downtown Jerry's in Fort Myers. What did we pay for the Gronk video? Terms are undisclosed. Just watch your hero in action. JUMP!
So Gronk and parts of Team Jizz Blaster went out last night for the Patriots tight end's birthday (which is today) with five chicks for four guys. The two brahs in the middle are his brothers. Nope, can't keep them all straight and names are just useless details in this post. What matters is that Gronk has the Barbie doll wearing blue pumps and what we assume is the shortest skirt in clothing history. Sidenote: fake rack? JUMP!
The memorabilia from the Playboy Golf Finals continues to roll in and today we meet Golf Bunny Kenzie Kay. She's your quintessential Playboy Golf chick. The boobs, the hair, the personality, the boobs, etc. to make golf that more enjoyable for NFLers who gave up a weekend to be in L.A. Kenzie used this weekend to thank Jizz Blaster Rob Gronkowski for a gift he left her with - an autograph. Ladies, this is a huge honor for Kenzie. JUMP!
Of course we weren't giving up without a full shot of this now infamous scooter Rob Gronkowski has been using this week in Florida. We first learned of this scooter after Sunday night's party at the Jason Taylor benefit and it's been an obsession ever since. The thought of the guy throwing broads over his shoulder and scootering back to a hotel room is intriguing. And now we get a full look at this beast ride. JUMP!
The Denver Broncos are getting pounded by the New England Patriots in Foxboro where Tim Tebow was pouting on the sidelines during the rout. Bill Belichick bundled up in his hoodie making him look like a Jedi warrior from Star Wars. It's going to take a miracle to even give Tim Tebow a chance to have "Tebow Time" where he can lead a comeback. I doubt this is easy to do when it's 26 degrees out. JUMP!
Just getting around to opening a Twitter account and have no idea who you should be following during the upcoming NFL season? BC sent our Twitter researcher, Robert, in search of the 50 NFL player Twitter accounts you need to follow - immediately. (Yes, T.O. is on the list. He'll be back.) Whether it's what they're eating or thinking, you must make these 50 individuals part of your daily life. The list - JUMP!