Earlier this week we were reading about how Dana White was ripping a bunch of idiot MMA bloggers because they thought he fired Ring Girl Brittney Palmer. Yeah, probably not the biggest thing to worry about as the stock market dropped 600 points, but it's what drives pageviews. White said something to the effect that Palmer was concentrating on her artwork right now. Come to find out, the guy was serious. Um, Palmer really is an artist who can go wrist bra & Ali in a matter of minutes. JUMP!