What kind of chicks can you possibly get with the Purdue Boilermaker Emergency Party Unit van that's on eBay with a sticker price of $750? Blind chicks, fat chicks and chicks who are so smashed they won't know that she's on a couch in one of the most disgusting tailgating rides in college football history. Have you been looking for a piece of junk that you don't care destroying? Tired of the SUV getting dirty on Saturdays? JUMP!