Friday, May 25th, 2012
By ParadigmShift35
James Harrison of the Pittsburgh Steelers has gotten a bad wrap over the years for hard hits on players and fines handed down by Roger Goodell. The filmmaker Sean Pamphilon, who is known for releasing the tapes of Gregg Williams in the bountygate scandal, rode along with Harrison where they talked about James’ possible rap career and the bountygate scandal. Of course, Harrison said his music would be a combination of R Kelly, Justin Bieber, and Usher. JUMP!
Wednesday, March 28th, 2012
By Monty
Former Pittsburgh Steelers quarterback Terry Bradshaw was a cowboy. Who knew? The Hall of Famer is putting his gigantic Oklahoma ranch on the market, where you can breed the hell out of some horses, for just under $10 million. It’s probably totally worth it if you’re into impregnating horses and crap like that. In addition to the home, there are three barns that sit on more acres than you can shake a stick it! JUMP!
Thursday, March 1st, 2012
By Monty
They just can’t find anyone who’s culturally-sensitive to write headlines over at ESPN, can they? After tripping all over themselves when someone used the term “chink” in a headline about Asian-American New York Knicks point guard Jeremy Lin, they went and did it again. This time, the victim was former Pittsburgh Steelers receiver Hines Ward, who’s half Korean. Here’s what they tried to slide by us this time. Check it!
Friday, January 13th, 2012
By Monty
Denver Mayor Michael Hancockis back at it. He’s made another bet, this time with Boston Mayor Tom Menino over Saturday’s game. It’s more or less your standard politico wager. The winner gets a specific dinner from the loser’s town and the loser has to wear a jersey from the opposing team. Except… instead of Menino wearing a Broncos jersey, it will be the statue of Paul Revere wearing a Broncos jersey. Kind of makes us sick. Check it!
Tuesday, January 10th, 2012
By Monty
Tim Tebow and the Denver Broncos dispatched the Pittsburgh Steelers in overtime on Sunday. It was a huge win for the Broncos and it’s now a huge story pretty much everywhere, even in Taiwan. For some reason, the Taiwanese people like to tell stories through animated videos that make little to no sense… at least to us. We’ve got the latest and they’re focusing on Tebow’s big win, which apparently happened through divine intervention and really pissed off atheists. Check it!
Sunday, January 8th, 2012
By ParadigmShift35
Orlando Franklin of the Denver Broncos looked “special” in his introduction picture against the Pittsburgh Steelers. Trust me Orlando, the cross eyed look is not a good one. What the hell is that on Tebow’s lip? If he weren’t a virgin, I would guess it’s an out break of herpes. Might want to use some concealer Tim. Broncos fans dressed like idiots and more after the JUMP!
Friday, January 6th, 2012
By Monty
It’s that time of year again! No, not the time for giving and crap like that. The time for playoff football and politicians making stupid bets over playoff football games! Today we’ve got Denver Mayor Michael Hancock and Pittsburgh Mayor Luke Ravenstahl making a bet over the Denver Broncos game with the Pittsburgh Steelers. We’ve got the details of the bet and we breakdown the matchup to tell you who’s going to look stupid. Check it!
Monday, December 19th, 2011
By ParadigmShift35
See that flashing blue light in the left corner of the picture? That is what happens when a transformer explodes and electricity goes haywire. The fact that this game is being played at Candlestick Park makes this occurrence hilarious. Either they are filming a scene from the Dark Knight Rising tonight or the San Francisco 49ers and Pittsburgh Steelers are about to play in utter darkness. Big Ben also tried “Tebowing” and failed miserably. JUMP!
Tuesday, December 13th, 2011
By Monty
Terry Bradshaw spends all his time in Hollywood, so he doesn’t need this dump in Florida. Just kidding. It’s not a dump, but he’s practically giving it away at $1.4 million. The weird thing is Bradshaw never even bothered to live in it. If you’re a golfer and have a lot of money, this just might be the place for you. It’s located on a Jack Nicklaus-designed course. We’ve got all the details and the photos. Check it!
Sunday, November 27th, 2011
By ParadigmShift35
It’s Sunday Night Football where the Pittsburgh Steelers are taking on the Kansas City Chiefs. It’s obvious that both teams made bets with each other to see who could make the most “DERP” faces during 60 minutes of playing time. Kansas City better keep Ben Roethlisberger away from their girls after the game tonight and keep their defensive lineman close to him. JUMP!