First of all, huge congratulations to the guys at IllegalShift.com for calling county courthouses in Arkansas trying to find some sort of proof whether a Peyton Hillis wedding went down this week. You might remember how Busted Coverage told the world a wedding was going down Tuesday - an NFL off-day - and that Hillis was tying the knot. Folks, the Cleveland media still hasn't figured this one out. Shame on you, Carl Monday. JUMP!
Who is @ScottPetrak? He's some journalist notebook jockey for the Elyria Chronicle-Telegram and has the Browns beat. Here's what Scott Dog dropped on the Twitter-verse today: "Sorry, single ladies. Hot rumor from
#Browns locker room: RB Peyton Hillis is engaged." And with that, disgusting, 230-pounders from Broadview Heights had their hearts ripped from their chests. Our investigators start the hunt for the future Mrs. Hillis. JUMP!