Of course Charlie Hustle was in Cooperstown for Hall of Fame induction weekend. For God's sake, that's how the man makes a living. Also in town were autograph dorks. You know the guy. Usually pimps out his kid with a binder of cards. Here we get baseball autograph dork chasing down Pete who has just finished a meal. Rose, not one to do too many freebies, declines. Oh, wrong move. Dorkwad doesn't take the snub well at all. JUMP!