Shaquille O’Neal has a new girlfriend, Nicole “Hoopz” Alexander, who clocks in at 5-foot-1. We’re not saying Shaq’s girlfriend needs to be the size of Lisa Leslie but this is a tad ridiculous. Ahh, but Hoopz height isn’t nearly as ridiculous as those Jorts Shaq is rocking. Where exactly does one go to buy a pair of Jorts to fit a 7-footer? And there are even more questions about the girlfriend. JUMP!

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