It's likely Adam Schefter hasn't been laid in weeks. It's likely John Clayton hasn't washed his rat tail in weeks. Meanwhile, Jay Glazer checks his phone here and there between throwing forearm bombs into MMA punk faces. The NFL free agent frenzy has been intense. It's time to recap some of the moves you might have heard of & some obscure free agents who deserve credit. Who is the fattest free agent to get a deal? JUMP!