Busted Coverage Cheerleading Editor Asher Rockingham has had this post in reserve for a slow sports day. Today is that day. When Mike Francesa sleeping through an interview is the big news of the day, it's a slow sports day. So, look here morons, let's get things moving around here with some NFL Cheerleader Rank 'Em. It's your chance to give the Saints cheerleaders a ranking against their peers. Six girls on a boat - go! JUMP!
Where to start with the Indianapolis Colts cheerleading bikini shoot debacle of 2012? It was a year ago when I ripped the organization for sending its girls to the Ohio River for a bikini shoot. This year the team decided to class things up by holding the shoot at some giant house and a cesspool creek. At least at the Ohio River the girls weren't on their knees. Whose ass within the Colts organization needs kicked? JUMP!
Another day, another sneak peak at an upcoming NFL cheerleader bikini calendar. Today we have The ROAR of the Jaguars. Yes, that's the official name of the Jaguars cheerleading squad. Unfortunately for Jags fans, the cheerleaders are the only reason we care about this team. Blaine Gabbert? Loser. The cool part about making this squad? You get to cheer in front of a closed upper deck and your parents in Jacksonville will never see you on TV. JUMP!
You know what gets BC Cheerleader Editor Asher excited? Spray tanned NFL cheerleaders. Take Courtney, for example. She's a beautiful Baltimore Ravens cheerleader with one of the crazies spray tans we've seen on an NFL cheerleader - ever. Like five layers of bronzer. This chick didn't come to the Ravens with a cheerleading background. JUMP!
Tired of ridiculous reactions on your Facebook timeline about the health care decision from the bros at the SCOTUS? Turn your attention to the NFL cheerleading beat and Asher's report on how Buccaneers cheerleader Courtney has wrapped up her career. Truly a sad day in American history. And like you want to argue with people on Facebook at lunch. Instead, take 15 minutes and peruse. JUMP!