Gotta love NY Daily News Jets beat writer Manish Mehta & his all-things Tebow mentality. Mehta got his Monday off to a hot start with this tweet: "PHOTO OF THE DAY: A soft pretzel that is Tebowing? Somebody turned a salty & delicious snack into Tim Tebow's likeness. Strange? Perhaps. But it's actually well done." Yeah, that pretzel craze only started in January. In other Tebow news, Baby Jesus turned down showing skin. JUMP!
Tim Tebow, a current NFL player for the New York Jets and former player for the Florida Gators, created a foundation to help people called the Tim Tebow Foundation. We all know Tim Tebow is known for being a good guy and if there is anyway he goes broke it will because he donated all his money to charity. One person claims that the foundation just took her money and ran. Photo after the JUMP!
Have stupid money sitting around and need something cool for the man cave this NFL season? Here is the Tim Tebow Sgt. Pepper's ripoff print that guarantees to be a conversation starter. As you can see, Jesus is getting a piggyback ride from Baby Jesus. It's the print that insults religious crazies & fans of the Beatles. At $10, the worst that happens is that some crazy Tebow fan steals it off your wall. JUMP!
First Tim Tebow takes a photo with scantily-clad Broadway stars, now this! A tweet sent out last night by a blonde Delta Gamma sorority sister shows Tebow in a pretty interesting position. It appears to be a Twitpic taken directly by said blonde's phone and uploaded directly to Twitter. Very little else is known about Tebow's whereabouts and business with the sorority sisters of Delta Gamma, but the photo was taken pretty late in the evening. JUMP!
I don't want to hear another damn word about the recession. Some idiot, from of all places Denver, dropped $85 (plus shipping) on a piece of grilled cheese with an outline of what appears to be Tebow. You read that correctly. $85 of some clown's hard earned cash went to a piece of burnt grilled cheese. You can't make this sh*t up. Another moment of Tebow to make our collective heads shake. JUMP for more!
Another day, another moment of Tebow. This time, the breaking news is coming to us from Hopatcong, New Jersey where police have arrested a 28-year-old Giants fan Jason Slater...in his mothers house. This guy called 911 and demanded to speak to Tim Tebow, (and I quote LeBron) not one time, not two times, but on three separate occasions on June 10. JUMP!
Here we figured Tebowing was over, left to whitey church groups who can't stop worshipping their savior. Nope, it's still around and BC found what we think is the largest gathering of strippers Tebowing in Tebowing history. We don't waste your time with one stripper Tebowing. That's completely worthless. Let's just declare this a new record. Time to step up your games, strippers. Jump!
As if Tim Tebow is giving his V-card to a chick that looks like this. Honey, you should be over by the offensive lineman trying to get the attention of some free agent hopeful that is desperate, lonely and hoping you don't have a Twitter account. Tebow is totally out of the question. But, as you guys know, this is our daily Moment of Tebow post where even ugly chicks get a shot at stardom. Oh, don't miss the angry black kid. He's precious. JUMP!
Tim Tebow has been in the New York City area for less than three months and it appears that the big city is already getting the best of him. In all seriousness, Tebowmania just continues to reach places we never expected, this time to the realm of the homeless. How much further will Tebowmania go? Where will his name pop up next? These questions are ones that cannot be answered because literally nothing will surprise us in regards to the holy one. JUMP!
It is hard to go even a day without hearing Tim Tebow's name, and today is no exception. Much to our disdain, another God-awful Tebow tattoo has surfaced and made it's way onto the Internet. This time, the idiot has a colored tattoo of Tebow covering the entire length of his right shin. Give me 30 seconds with this f-ing moron. The message would be simple to this jagoff. "How do you ever expect to get laid with that on your leg?" It's not happening. JUMP!
It's no secret that Tim Tebow and his lawyers want to keep his image as pristine as possible. Well, this time they may have taken things a little too far. Tim Tebow attended the Broadway show "Rock of Ages" and took a picture with the lovely ladies of the cast. To the chagrin of Tebow's legal team, @neka posted this photo on her account for the entire internet to see. It's usually a lot better to just ignore something than bring attention to it by asking for it to be removed. JUMP!
We've tried to get to the bottom of this. That is, why is actress Hayden Panettiere dating New York Jets receiver Scotty McKnight. The guy probably won't even make the team and his name is Scotty. No, not Scott. Scotty. As in beam me up. We think we've finally found the connection. More importantly, we've found pics of Panettiere in a bikini. She was in Hawaii with McKnight recently and decided to show off her body while playing some tennis. Here they are. JUMP!
New York Jets quarterback Tim Tebow is the billboard king! Everywhere the guy goes he gets a billboard, sometimes two. He had them in Denver and he already has one in New York. We're pretty sure he probably had one or two in Florida too. The New York Tebow billboard was put up by Jockey, which Tebow endorses. This is probably just the tip of the iceberg. We can't wait until there's a billboard clamoring for Tebow to be inserted into the starting lineup. JUMP!
Randy Moss is making a return to the NFL after sitting on his ass at home for a season. We have to wonder if there will be a market for Moss, who's 35, although we imagine some team will take a flyer on him at some point. The great thing is you can already put a wager on which team that will be. Bodog has put together two Randy Moss prop bets. We've got all the odds right here, along with our expert betting advice. Or something.... Check it!
Remember the chick who yelled "Sanchez" when she was asked who she wanted to see at the New York Giants victory parade? Well, she's back and she's got a Facebook page and a damn good explanation as to why she yelled out the New York Jets starting quarterback's name at the Giants parade. Actually, the explanation is just as dumb as her answer was earlier this week. Nonetheless, we've got the video and some photos. Check it!
We kind of had a feeling all New York Jets fans were like this. That may or may not be the case, but we've found one woman who isn't the sharpest knife in the drawer. During the New York Giants Super Bowl victory parade today, a local reporter turned the camera on one brilliant young lady to ask who she wanted to see. Her reply? "Sanchez." We wonder how long she'll be waiting on the street for Sanchez to roll by. Check the video!
New York Jets quarterback Mark Sanchez isn't having the best year on the football field, but he's having a decent one off it. Sanchez was spotted in New York early Tuesday morning entering a hotel with a brunette. He sent her away in the morning, ate and then brought in a blond, just in time to get a quickie in before practice. Obviously, this team is going far in the playoffs and we're sure the big swingin' dick himself will be leading the charge. Check it!
Ryan Fitzpatrick of the Buffalo Bills look to knock off the New York Jets Plaxico Burress better not shoot his team in the foot for them to pull this off. Ryan Fitzpatrick also won the award for best pornstache in the NFL The mustache may rival that of Ron Swanson from the TV show Parks and Recreation. That is an impressive feat.. JUMP!
Brett Favre is back, people! You knew he couldn't stay away forever... or a full season. We're sorry to tell you Favre fan boys he's only coming back to be a color commentator for Southern Miss, his alma mater, for one game. The important thing is Brett Favre and his gigantic ego are getting back to football in some form. Surely, this will be a monumental event. Not only do we have the details, but we're also going to tell you what to expect from Favre. Check it out!
Free agent receiver Braylon Edwards isn't doing much to raise his stock among NFL teams. All signs point to Edwards being involved in the nightclub fight he was reportedly on the periphery of, this week. The WR says tweets on this Twitter account about fighting were the work of a hacker. But now it looks like this idiot just might have been in a fight. Another jail landing a Michigan receiver?<b? JUMP!
It's likely Adam Schefter hasn't been laid in weeks. It's likely John Clayton hasn't washed his rat tail in weeks. Meanwhile, Jay Glazer checks his phone here and there between throwing forearm bombs into MMA punk faces. The NFL free agent frenzy has been intense. It's time to recap some of the moves you might have heard of & some obscure free agents who deserve credit. Who is the fattest free agent to get a deal? JUMP!
How would you celebrate if you just got a contract that will pay you $10 million a year with $24 million in guaranteed money? Well, if you're New York Jets receiver Santonio Holmes, you'd pause your video game, get up and pound a bottle of Cristal. Hell, we'd have done the same thing. Boss move we totally approve! Now, get camps open ASAP. JUMP!
While the NFL and players continue to dick around with their labor agreement, we found some photos of actual NFL players in uniform from today. Are they getting ready to play some ball? Of course not! They're just shooting a commercial for Verizon, but it's your very first look at J.J. Watt in a Texans jersey and Mark Sanchez ready to go 6-for-23. JUMP!
Hayden Panettiere likes athletes, that we know. After breaking up with heavyweight champ Wladimir Klitschko, Panettiere has moved on with former University of Colorado and current New York Jets receiver Scotty McKnight, a seventh-round pick in this year's draft. Is Hayden out of her mind? This loser will be lucky to make the practice squad! Photos! JUMP!