That is the face of a man who is too busy catching passes and taking down chicks to give a shit about your Super Bowl introduction. Just look at the guys face. For the New York Giants, it looks like Jake Ballard is high on something. On queue, we have a New York Giants fan dressed ridiculously with a crazy look on his face. The New England Patriots countered with an old dude in a sweatshirt with an old leather helmet style hat. All this and more after the JUMP!
Check out these four older women who still have passion for their New York Giants. Four of them sharing a jersey? That's dedication folks. The Superbowl 46 preview show gave us a zip line, a pregnant Jessica Simpson, and Katharine Mcphee. The New York Giants are getting ready to take on the New England Patriots in Superbowl 46 and all of the stops are being pulled out for the game. Check it after the JUMP!
Madonna will be performing at halftime of the Super Bowl on Sunday, which will probably be the highlight of the game for us. That is, unless she channels New York Giants receiver Victor Cruz. Cruz, who became known for doing the salsa after scoring a touchdown this season, is in The Material Girl's head. She told the media he influenced her to learn salsa, so if she breaks it out on Sunday, you'll know why. Here's our look at Madonna's relationship with Cruz and the halftime show. Check it!
As you'd expect, Super Bowl tickets are pretty expensive, despite a matchup no one not on the east coast gives two craps about. The average price to see the New York Giants play the New England Patriots is upwards of $4,000 on tickets that have a face value of $800 to $1,200. Oh, and if you want a suite, well... you better have money to burn. Suites are going for more than $500,000. We've got all the idiotic numbers for you here. Check it.
Rapper and Queens native 50 Cent is rolling in it today. And by it, we mean $500,000. No he didn't make a new sub-par rap album (at least that we're aware of) or star in another crappy movie where he pretty much plays himself. No, 50 threw down a wager on the New York Giants in the NFC Championship game and came out on the winning end. Of course, he did the logical, classy thing by bragging about it on Twitter afterward. Check it!
Jay Glazer explained to us how the New York Giants handwarmer bags were filled with Shamwows to keep their hands warm in these cold conditions against the San Francisco 49ers for the NFC Championship. The NFC showed up the AFC today where they brought Kristin Chenoweth who killed the National Anthem. Vernon Davis also got on top of the camera stand for a celebration. JUMP!
Vernon Davis is already planning his victory party directly after the NFC Championship Game. Sounds pretty cocky to me but I didn't catch the game winning pass in my last game against the New Orleans Saints. The San Francisco 49ers host the New York Giants this Sunday. Will this be shittiest party ever or one that sends them to the Superbowl? Check out the invite instructions and the full picture after the JUMP!
We are introducing the Aaron Rodgers' face. This is what happens when you miss a wide open receiver and you are forced to settle for a field goal. It is a look of pure anger and frustration. Cheer up Aaron, the cast of Napoleon Dynamite was in the crowd to watch you in this playoff game. Of course FOX plugged this in for their new show that starts tonight. I doubt they give two shits about the Green Bay Packers or the New York Giants. JUMP!
Fox NFL analyst and former New York Giants defensive end Michael Strahan is ditching his posh Los Angeles pad and he stands to make a tidy profit. After purchasing the Brentwood home for $5 million in 2009, Strahan will clear a little under $2 million profit if he gets what he's asking. Not bad for a couple years of doing nothing. Presumably, it will allow him and Eddie Murphy's ex to move into an ever more splendid joint. JUMP!
You've heard of the Manning face and even the Brady face, well here is the Coughlin face. It's a face of a man who just seems like he hates to be alive and nothing pleases him. Joe Buck and Troy Aikman called the game where Joe looked a little too excited to be there. The Atlanta Falcons and the New York Giants basically had no offense whatsoever in this game which created the infamous Coughlin face. Eli Manning also pegged his Offensive Lineman in the head. JUMP!
Sometimes the best part of Sunday Night Football are the terrible introductions. Well, Tony Romo of the Dallas Cowboys definitely popped some pills for that swollen hand before he did his introduction while also wearing his hat backwards in full douchebag fashion. Someone tell me how this guy got with Jessica Simpson. Victor Cruz of the New York Giants scored an insane touchdown where he danced to the 'Cha Cha' and NBC actually played music to it. JUMP!
If you want to get into MetLife Stadium to see the New York Giants battle the Dallas Cowboys for the NFC East title on Sunday night you're going to pay... through the nose. Tickets are going for up to $10,000 and suites are going for $25,000. Even a cheap seats, beers and dogs will cost you more than $500 by the time all is said and done. We'll tell you who will be bending you over and for how much and do the math for you. Check it!
You've no doubt heard of the Manning Face, well this is the Romo Face. It occurred directly after Tony Romo backed into his end zone and was subsequently sacked. Jessica Simpson is probably responsible for this. New York Giants Running Back Brandon Jacobs also jumped over a Dallas Cowboys' defender and did his best superman impression. DeMarco Murray went down with an injury that looks to have him out for the rest of the season. JUMP!
The Green Bay Packers were down to the New York Giants early but holy shit is Aaron Rodgers accurate when he tied the game up at 7-7. The New York Giants even set up this T-Rex on the train to intimidate the Packers. Let's see if it actually works. Vic Ballard gave his best Trollface ever. If that face doesn't give the New York the chance to knock off the Packers, I don't know what will. JUMP!
Lady Gaga and her entourage made an appearance at the New York Giants game last night. What do you think happened? Well, in true Lady Gaga form, she got drunk and poured a bunch of champagne out the front of her luxury suite. Perfectly good champagne. LOSER. Need to see a gallery of her stupid ass acting like a fool? JUMP!
Former New York Giants running back Tiki Barber may be jobless, devastated no one wants him and more or less universally despised, but at least he still has 20-something girlfriend Traci Lynn Johnson. Here's a good glimpse of what Tiki gets to look at every night after he's unable to look at himself in the mirror. Not bad. Check the photos!