As you'd expect, Super Bowl tickets are pretty expensive, despite a matchup no one not on the east coast gives two craps about. The average price to see the New York Giants play the New England Patriots is upwards of $4,000 on tickets that have a face value of $800 to $1,200. Oh, and if you want a suite, well... you better have money to burn. Suites are going for more than $500,000. We've got all the idiotic numbers for you here. Check it.
If people didn't know it before -- and let's face it, they should -- they know it now. ESPN personality Skip Bayless is a douchebag. Baltimore Ravens linebacker Terrell Suggs told America just that, live on ESPN's First Take today. While Bayless was doing his usual loud-talking, I'm-never-wrong act and needling Suggs about his team's loss to the New England Patriots, Suggs told Bayless not to be a douchebag. Here's the video.
Do you know what I wouldn't do if I were a quarterback in the AFC Championship? Talk shit to Ray Lewis' face. The guy allegedly stabbed a guy in a club and is known as being one of the most ferocious players in the game. Well that is exactly what Tom Brady did after he picked up a first down when the New England Patriots took on the Baltimore Ravens. Video after the JUMP!
Do you know who you shouldn't pick to sing the National Anthem? Steven Tyler in a terrible Patriots sequin shirt. I'm surprised the Foxboro crowd didn't boo him out of the stadium. Joe Flacco had the worst facial hair possible in the AFC Championship between the New England Patriots and the Baltimore Ravens. Flacco also looked like he was going to pass out in the pre-game huddle. Check it out after the JUMP!
The Denver Broncos are getting pounded by the New England Patriots in Foxboro where Tim Tebow was pouting on the sidelines during the rout. Bill Belichick bundled up in his hoodie making him look like a Jedi warrior from Star Wars. It's going to take a miracle to even give Tim Tebow a chance to have "Tebow Time" where he can lead a comeback. I doubt this is easy to do when it's 26 degrees out. JUMP!
Denver Mayor Michael Hancockis back at it. He's made another bet, this time with Boston Mayor Tom Menino over Saturday's game. It's more or less your standard politico wager. The winner gets a specific dinner from the loser's town and the loser has to wear a jersey from the opposing team. Except... instead of Menino wearing a Broncos jersey, it will be the statue of Paul Revere wearing a Broncos jersey. Kind of makes us sick. Check it!
Tom Brady -- quarterback, fashion model, lucky bastard... Sure, dude is married to a supermodel, has several Super Bowl rings, gets paid for sitting around and looking good like his wife, and is admired by millions. What more could you ask for? A humongous house in a posh neighborhood in Los Angeles? Damn right! Here's a look at what the Brady's will be moving into after the football season. It's not too shabby. Check it!
If you've turned on ESPN at all this week, then you have definitely heard all about the New England Patriots and Denver Broncos face off. The amount of hype is insane. They basically showed pictures of people "Tebowing" all week long. If you were looking for a defensive batter, you were watching the wrong game. The fans were rabid and obsessed with Denver's savior Tim "Baby Rhinoceros Jesus" Tebow. JUMP!
Rex "Rextacy" Grossman aka the "Sex Cannon" and the Washington Redskins faced off against Tom Brady and the New England Patriots. Grossman spent most of his time on his back or missing his receivers against the stout New England defense where the sound of booing filled the stadium. Rob Gronkowski made a spectacular catch in which most of the defense thought he was down. JUMP!
Via Weekend Screencapper ParadigmShift35: You've heard of Peyton Manning Face. You've also laughed at Eli Manning Face. Now we have Tom Brady Face. Dude, even though you have multiple Super Bowl rings, that smokin' hot wife and a giant wad of money, that face is Internet gold. Thanks to whomever skunked the Gatorade. An entire Brady Face cottage industry will be born after tonight. We checked, @TomBradyFace is available. JUMP!
New England Patriots receiver Wes Welker is a short dude, but he's a short dude with a lot of receiving yards and a hot girlfriend. So what does a short dude do when he throws a party? He hires a couple dudes to make him look tall. What the hell are we talking about? Take a look for yourself. This odd looking photo will all make sense in a moment. Check it!
New England Patriots coach Bill Belichick is supporting friend and St. Louis Cardinals manager Tony La Russa in one of the strangest ways we can fathom -- by wearing his jersey. It's kind of creepy if you ask us, but hey, we don't want to criticize the fashion plate that is Bill Belichick. Or do we? Here's the story of how this diabolical merger of Belichick and La Russa happened. Check it!
Shocker of the day! New England Patriots coach Bill Belichick, who we pretty much assumed crawled into a hole under a bridge in the offseason, has a fairly hot girlfriend. Her name is Linda Holliday and if you like MILFs, well, then this is your lucky day! What do we have for you? The story of Bill Belichick, Linda Holliday and a bunch of pics of her MILF-ey goodness. Check it!
New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady gets no respect from the Capitol Lounge in Washington D.C. Their Patriots-themed menu features items named for Chad Ochocinco, Deion Branch and Brady's wife, Gisele Bundchen. So, in honor of Gisele's Sweet-Ass Potato Fries, here's a smokin' gallery of Giselle's sweet ass. Someone pass the Heinz! JUMP!
We know New England Patriots receiver Chad Ochocinco likes to call attention to himself in public. Well, it appears he likes to call attention to fish in the privacy of the home he shares with fiancé Evelyn Lozada. Ochocinco has a custom-made fish tank over his bed and as a wall for his multiple televisions. Here are the pics, along with Lozada in a sports bra. Check it!
It's likely Adam Schefter hasn't been laid in weeks. It's likely John Clayton hasn't washed his rat tail in weeks. Meanwhile, Jay Glazer checks his phone here and there between throwing forearm bombs into MMA punk faces. The NFL free agent frenzy has been intense. It's time to recap some of the moves you might have heard of & some obscure free agents who deserve credit. Who is the fattest free agent to get a deal? JUMP!