What exactly do they feed women in the SEC that makes them turn into either an NBA dancer or a boutique owner in a Dallas galleria? And they're all blonde. It's as if the Gods figured that women in the south would be good at three things: Shakin' it for NBA fans, selling fat women clothes they shouldn't be wearing and being hot trophy wives. It's an amazing world God has created. Take Mavs dancer Meghan. She's already an all star at two of the three. JUMP!
The Orlando Magic are a complete mess heading into the playoffs so the logical move from us to ease the pain for fans is to dig into the lovely dance team and pick out a favorite. Asher went digging and came up with former Florida State cheerleader Jessica. She's part Italian/Irish/German, which seems to be the perfect combination to creating the hottest NBA dancers. JUMP!