Been in the market for a 2003 Mitsubishi Eclipse owned by an aloof 7-footer with a bad attitude & tendency to disappear during basketball games? Lakers center Andrew Bynum has just the car you need. This one that's for sale on eBay and even sportin' an autographed dashboard. That's right, chicks will go absolutely nuts when you roll this to the club. Until they blast Red Bull & Vodka puke all over that autograph. JUMP!