You want to know what pisses me off more than Doris Burke calling a men's college basketball game? The morons who are running Hooters. The corporate douchebags. Just last week we learned that the Missouri Hooters bikini car wash was shuttered in a move away from the bikini culture. So guess what the Missouri Hooters held instead? Yeah, a bikini contest in the parking lot. JESUS H. CHRIST! HYPOCRISY! JUMP!