Just as America was on track to stomp out racism and white face Halloween costumes were on the decline, ESPN The Magazine goes and imagines a white face Michael Vick. Not that the essay from Twitter legend Touré had anything to do with imagining a white face Vick. Actually, we skimmed over it. Surely it's good. But it's that white Vick that has white America losing its mind. Here are the best Photoshops & tweets. JUMP!