Michael Phelps has kicked off retirement with a bang. After his first quasi-retirement back in 2008-09, the guy was caught ripping a bong, so it only makes sense he goes nuts for his actual retirement. The guy hit up Vegas and let loose at an Encore Beach pool party over the weekend. Brunettes were left and right splashing around and enjoying cake with the 22-time Olympic medalist. We give the guy three years until he's broke and/or becomes and alcoholic. JUMP!
Remember when Michael Phelps used to be interesting, fun and liked to let chicks take photos of him partying or smoking weed? Yeah, those were the days of MySpace. Seriously, four years ago we could do a MySpace photo search and find Phelps at a variety of University of Michigan houses getting smashed and chasing tail. Now? The guy is boring, doesn't get publicly sh*tfaced and is at his final Olympics. JUMP!