Michael Jordan this week happened to be at Scottie Pippen's birthday party and, as expected, His Airness was in yet another ridiculous suit jacket. Look at that thing. Not only is it the size of a queen sheet, it's complimented with ripped jeans, a Jordan staple. We're not breaking new ground with this post. It's just time to remind 6'6" men to chill out with the jackets and parachute pants. It's time to put this rich man on notice. JUMP!