It's the story straight males in this country are talking about. Yahoo! Sports has pretty much brought down the Hurricanes football program with its huge report on cash payments, strippers, yachts and even an abortion for the players. (Knocked up stripper had the abortion.) If you haven't read the report, stop what you're doing and grab a drink. Of course Twitter has gone crazy & all the normal characters have cute tweets. Here are the best of the best. JUMP!