Melissa Seidemann is a 6-foot, 229 pound water polo player for the U.S. team. There's a good chance today won't be the last time you see this beast having her ass slapped by a coach after a U.S. victory. Look, we're not experts on women's water polo, but we'd assume this chick is a huge weapon in this sport where being able to float is a good thing. Was Melissa ever going to be a champion in the 100m freestyle? JUMP!