Kudos to the Pittsburgh Pirates this morning. Your hat was being worn by Euro soccer stud Kevin-Prince Boateng yesterday in Sardinia while he was on holiday with the World's Hottest Soccer WAG, Melissa Satta. Sure, more guys figure the story here is Satta's ass in this bikini. Wrong. How the hell does Boateng, a German, end up wearing a Pirates hat. Does he realize the Bucs have a 1 game N.L. Central lead? JUMP!