Via @MattBarnabyESPN this afternoon: "In other news only 57 Alomony payments left!! Its like getting kicked in the balls with a speed skate 60 times.
#pleasedonttryit." And then there was this classic around lunchtime: "I'm so mad I'm driving alone right now!! Just ate huge burrito from MOES , windows locked and no one to torture!! What a waste!" Two things we absolutely adore on Twitter: athletes talking alimony & shitting themselves. Great theater.
We seem to think that ESPN badboy Matthew Barnaby had second thoughts after posting the following tweet back on August 30. "That is part of the lucky sperm club! I used to get a hose and spray myself!," Barnaby tweeted and included a photo of two children next to a pool. The post was deleted from his Twitter account, but as most of us know, those pesky Lockerz images still hold the tweet. Definition of lucky sperm club - JUMP!