Matthew Barnaby Tweets

  • Matthew Barnaby On Alimony Payments & Dropping Car Fart Bombs [TWEETS] Other Sports

    Matthew Barnaby On Alimony Payments & Dropping Car Fart Bombs [TWEETS]

    Via @MattBarnabyESPN this afternoon: "In other news only 57 Alomony payments left!! Its like getting kicked in the balls with a speed skate 60 times. #pleasedonttryit." And then there was this classic around lunchtime: "I'm so mad I'm driving alone right now!! Just ate huge burrito from MOES , windows locked and no one to torture!! What a waste!" Two things we absolutely adore on Twitter: athletes talking alimony & shitting themselves. Great theater.

  • ESPN’s Matthew Barnaby: Kids Part Of Lucky Sperm Club [TWEETS] Other Sports

    ESPN’s Matthew Barnaby: Kids Part Of Lucky Sperm Club [TWEETS]

    We seem to think that ESPN badboy Matthew Barnaby had second thoughts after posting the following tweet back on August 30. "That is part of the lucky sperm club! I used to get a hose and spray myself!," Barnaby tweeted and included a photo of two children next to a pool. The post was deleted from his Twitter account, but as most of us know, those pesky Lockerz images still hold the tweet. Definition of lucky sperm club - JUMP!

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