You know what doesn't make sense about the $2,000,000 mansion that Mario Williams just bought in Orchard Park, NY? The place has the biggest library we've seen in modern athlete house history. Who knew Mario was such a fan of hardbacks? Not us. The guy signs a $100 million deal with the Bills and decides he can't live without a two-story library. Hell yes, we'd rip out the bookcases & build a climbing wall. But, that's just us. JUMP!