Kris Blanks is a PGA golfer who is ranked 201st in the world. Doesn't sound that awesome yet right? Well, the guy posts the most insane things about his life on Twitter and seems to be the Dana Holgorsen of golf. That is not an easy feat to accomplish. Talking about pulling all nighters in casinos, about squirrels farting on the golf course, and how you can't wait to have sex with your wife will probably get you on Busted Coverage if you are a professional athlete. JUMP!