Kobe Bryant was in D.C. yesterday for the Mia Hamm & Nomar Garciaparra Celebrity Soccer Challenge where he played some soccer while wearing sunglasses. Seriously. Alex Morgan was there. Toby Keith suited up. Even DeAngelo Hall took time out of his day to participate. But the big news, as far as BC is concerned, was Kobe absolutely destroying some bald dude with these dribbling skills. Kobe says he hasn't played soccer in 20 years. JUMP!