This is not even remotely sports-related unless you consider the jet ski relevant in this post about Ryan Seacrest and Julianne Hough. We're just here to observe, try to understand and educate you guys on yet another rich guy totally out of his league. Seacrest Out is now 36. Julianne Hough is 22. Guys, the only way this happens to you in life is if you have a hit show on Fox or throw footballs for the Jets. Otherwise, never think the following is even possible. JUMP!