John Axford, of the Milwaukee Brewers, blew a save last night and also had to take his pregnant wife to the hospital because she was going into labor. Not only was his excuse for not talking to media completely valid, but his note was absolutely hilarious. The Milwaukee Brewers ended up beating ended up beating the Chicago Cubs in 13 innings but it only went into extra innings because of the blown save. HT Deadspin. JUMP!