Would an eBay member (mollyswimmom) with top-rated seller status post fraudulent Joe Paterno memorial service tickets on the auction site? Nope. Would jokers highjack the auction to the point where it would need to be yanked by eBay? Yes. We know tickets to Thursday's public service at the Bryce Jordan Center are in huge demand. $100k for two, demand? Doubtful. Jump!