Look, we're not here to tell athletes how to spend their paychecks. It's their money. Burn stacks of $20s to light water bongs for strippers for all we care. Want to knock up 10 broads and have 12 total kids? Have at it, brah. Want 15 cars that instantly decrease in value? What are you waiting on? Just don't cry - like Warren Sapp - that you're broke and it's either bankruptcy or jail. That brings us to Joe Haden & his growing car collection. It's spectacular! JUMP!