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So Dez Bryant Beefing With Weezy At Club LIV In Miami Over The Weekend

So Dez Bryant Beefing With Weezy At Club LIV In Miami Over The Weekend

Dallas Cowboys receiver Dez Bryant is a dumb thug, this we know. He got suspended at Oklahoma State and he’s been dealing with unpaid loans since he’s been in the pros. He’s supposedly got plenty of talent, though. Too bad he didn’t show it in 2011, a season where he caught 63 balls for 928 yards — not bad, but certainly not as advertised. So what is Bryant doing this offseason? Fightin’ Weezy in the club. Seriously. JUMP!

Jon Heder’s Frozen Ass At Packers-Giants Promoting Napoleon Dynamite [PHOTOS]

Jon Heder’s Frozen Ass At Packers-Giants Promoting Napoleon Dynamite [PHOTOS]

We are introducing the Aaron Rodgers’ face. This is what happens when you miss a wide open receiver and you are forced to settle for a field goal. It is a look of pure anger and frustration. Cheer up Aaron, the cast of Napoleon Dynamite was in the crowd to watch you in this playoff game. Of course FOX plugged this in for their new show that starts tonight. I doubt they give two shits about the Green Bay Packers or the New York Giants. JUMP!

Hot Green Bay Packers Chick Taunts Ex-Boyfriend On National Television [Photo]

Hot Green Bay Packers Chick Taunts Ex-Boyfriend On National Television [Photo]

Hell hath no fury like a drunken woman scorned. Olivia, the Green Bay Packers fan, didn’t let her ex-boyfriend come to the game because he is a cheating son of a bitch. The sign read “MY CHEATING  EX BOYFRIEND IS WATCHING FROM COUCH INSTEAD” which is an instant classic in relationship fiascos. Never mess with a girl that loves her football. Girls like Olivia will embarrass you in front of the entire nation. Be warned bros. HT @CJZeroJUMP!

Here’s Green Bay Packers Tight Ends’ Christmas Card [Photos]

Here’s Green Bay Packers Tight Ends’ Christmas Card [Photos]

The Green Bay Packers have a wealth of weapons. They’re also the only team in the NFL that has five tight ends. That’s right — five tight ends. While that may sound absurd, it isn’t nearly as absurd as the Packers’ tight ends’ Christmas card. Yup. The five of them went out and bought some Christmas sweaters, brought in a photographer, snapped a photo and send out this card. And yes, it’s just as awesome as you think it is. Check it!

Jermichael Finley Pouts On The Ground While The Chiefs Lead The Packers [PHOTOS]

Jermichael Finley Pouts On The Ground While The Chiefs Lead The Packers [PHOTOS]

The Kansas City Chiefs are leading the undefeated Green Bay Packers in the 2nd quarter and Jermichael Finley is not happy about it. After Aaron Rodgers threw him a perfectly thrown ball, Finley stayed on the ground looking pouting like a school girl. Don’t worry Packer fans, a coach is showing Aaron Rodgers what to do via a laptop. Could this be the first loss since Busted Coverage bought a share of the Packers? JUMP!

Green Bay Packers “Lambeau Leap” Driving Whities Nuts Like Normal [PHOTOS]

Green Bay Packers “Lambeau Leap” Driving Whities Nuts Like Normal [PHOTOS]

The undefeated Green Bay Packers took on the Oakland Raiders at Lambeau Field today where the Green Bay “cheeseheads” in the crowd did not fail to dress insanely crazy. Packers receiver Brian Taylor got his first reception and also his first “Lambeau Leap”. Carson Palmer looked lost against this Green Bay defense and his wide receivers did not exactly help him out  JUMP!

The Undefeated Packers Get Tested By The New York Giants

The Undefeated Packers Get Tested By The New York Giants

The Green Bay Packers were down to the New York Giants early but holy shit is Aaron Rodgers accurate when he tied the game up at 7-7.  The New York Giants even set up this T-Rex on the train to intimidate the Packers. Let’s see if it actually works. Vic Ballard gave his best Trollface ever. If that face doesn’t give the New York the chance to knock off the Packers, I don’t know what will. JUMP!

How To Buy Stock In The Green Bay Packers: BC Investigation

How To Buy Stock In The Green Bay Packers: BC Investigation

The Green Bay Packers will start selling stock in the team on Tuesday. That means you can be one of the hundreds of thousands of people who own a piece in the greatest franchise in pro sports history. Despite all that hyperbole, we’re serious. You really can be an NFL owner. The Packers are publicly-owned and they are selling stock. It won’t make you rich, but you can totally one-up your bros. They only own Broncos Jay Cutler replica jersey. Here’s the rundown, including a special tale from the shareholders meeting.

Green Bay Cheeseheads Flock To Lambeau Field For Bucs Game [SCREENCAPS]

Green Bay Cheeseheads Flock To Lambeau Field For Bucs Game [SCREENCAPS]

Via Weekend Screencapper ParadigmShift35: The (4-5) Tampa Bay Buccaneers are visiting the (9-0) Green Bay Packers at Lambeau Field. The Packers are undefeated and look to be Super Bowl contenders this year. Aaron Rodgers has made packers fans say “Brett who?”. The 2010 Super Bowl champions look to have no problems with the Tampa Bay Buccaneers that rank 31st in total defense in NFL. JUMP!

Brett Favre And His Redneck, Dick-Texting Style Are Back!

Brett Favre And His Redneck, Dick-Texting Style Are Back!

Brett Favre is back, people! You knew he couldn’t stay away forever… or a full season. We’re sorry to tell you Favre fan boys he’s only coming back to be a color commentator for Southern Miss, his alma mater, for one game. The important thing is Brett Favre and his gigantic ego are getting back to football in some form. Surely, this will be a monumental event. Not only do we have the details, but we’re also going to tell you what to expect from Favre. Check it out!