So ESPN's Michael Smith took his show on the road yesterday to the MIT Sloan Sports Analytics Conference where he wanted to talk numbers with the brightest minds. What he got instead was some MIT bro jerking off what looks like a cup - on live TV. This was a prestigious event with the likes of Scott Boras, Michael Wilbon & Bill James speaking. But the highlight for us has to be Masshole busting his cup nut. JUMP!