For those of you who haven't been following Zach Greinke's wife, Emily, on Twitter you've been missing out on all the fun. She's a former pageant chick. Used to cheer for the Dallas Cowboys and married a Cy Young Award winner. Her bank account has seven zeros. She's hot. Her husband is a complete dork. And she's tired of the horrible seats the St. Louis Cardinals gave Milwaukee Brewers' WAGs during the NLCS. WAR! JUMP!