So Belgian cyclist Gijs van Hoecke finished up his Olympic duties in the cycling events, went clubbing with his bros and got so drunk that he's making the front page of U.K. tabloid sites. The guy finished 15th in his competition, but will get much more TV time back home than the silver and two bronze medalists from Belgium. As he should. You go this hard at the Olympics, you get featured in the U.S. It's just how it works. JUMP!
Remember when Michael Phelps used to be interesting, fun and liked to let chicks take photos of him partying or smoking weed? Yeah, those were the days of MySpace. Seriously, four years ago we could do a MySpace photo search and find Phelps at a variety of University of Michigan houses getting smashed and chasing tail. Now? The guy is boring, doesn't get publicly sh*tfaced and is at his final Olympics. JUMP!