First there was the Dirk Nowitzki ass tat dude. It was the kind of tat that makes a huge splash on the Internet but then fades away because it's not seen unless Dirk Ass Tat dude wears a mankini to the beach. Enter Dirk Back Tat Bro. He's super Mavs fan - at least for the last couple years. Dedicated. Loves his German 7-footer. Loves being a world champion even more. Time to get some ink. Shockingly, the back and ass tat look nearly identical. Must be same artist. JUMP!
BC Associate Editor Monty sent us this dispatch: I know it's disappointing, but your plan to be totally original and get a tattoo of Dallas Mavericks' forward and NBA Finals MVP Dirk Nowitzki tattooed on your ass is going to need some work. Someone has already beat you to it. His name is Derek Dilday and he did it because... well, he's a dumbass.