Busted Coverage

New York Jets quarterback Tim Tebow is the billboard king! Everywhere the guy goes he gets a billboard, sometimes two. He had them in Denver and he already has one in New York. We’re pretty sure he probably had one or two in Florida too. The New York Tebow billboard was put up by Jockey, which Tebow endorses. This is probably just the tip of the iceberg. We can’t wait until there’s a billboard clamoring for Tebow to be inserted into the starting lineup. JUMP!

Denver Broncos quarterback Tim Tebow has been approached about doing ‘The Bachelor.’ The bad news is he appears to actually be considering it. The show and his people are in talks, according to host Chris Harrison. This makes us wince for more than one reason. We’re sure the ladies’ panties are getting moist by the thought though and hell, that’s what makes good television. Here’s the rundown, included the Florida Gators connection. JUMP!

It may be the NFL offseason, but that doesn’t mean the Tim Tebow news will stop. It will never stop because he’s our Savior! And just what is the Savior up to now? Well, he’s having dinner with country singer Taylor Swift and guess what? They might be dating! Ooooooh! Here’s a rundown of what you’ve missed so far and we handicap whether this relationship has any chance of working out. Check it!

There’s plenty of ass in Indianapolis this week for the Super Bowl. Denver Broncos quarterback Tim Tebow doesn’t care though. While the chicks are (presumably) swooning and throwing themselves at the dreamboat that is Tebow, Jesus Boy is having none of it. We’ve got Tebow at a Bud Light party last night, surrounded by scantily-clad women, not giving a shit. We’ve got him with Kate Upton and Chrissy Teigen this morning doing his wholesome schtick. Way to score one for virgins everywhere, Tim! Check it!

Guess who has a crush on Baby Jesus. That’s right Kim Kardashian is in love with Teboner. So what do you think the virgin had to say the failed porn star? Not a hell of a lot, as you might expect. She saw ratings for her TV show. He saw… hmmmm… probably bullshit. So, it was a match not made in heaven, as it were. We’re sure Timmy will find the right woman eventually and we’re sure Kim will probably get cancelled eventually. Godspeed. JUMP!

The most wholesome guy on the entire planet, Tim Tebow, was in one of the most depraved places on earth yesterday. Baby Jesus was in Sin City, where he did… probably exactly what you think he would have done. In other words, the complete opposite of what we would have done. Here are the details of Tebow’s Vegas jaunt and a little food for thought for Churchy. Check it!

The new thing to do, if you work for an airline, is to taunt the losing playoff football team’s fans when they happen to be in your city. It started in Denver, when some folks who work for United decided to stick it in the craw of Pittsburgh Steelers fans by posting a message on the big board at the gate about Tim Tebow. They followed suit over the weekend in San Francisco, when some 9ers fans who work for Virgin decided to stick it to Saints fans with a Jay-Z reference. JUMP!

Billionaire Donald Trump is a fan of Denver Broncos quarterback Tim Tebow. Or at least he’s a fan of breast cancer research. The Celebrity Apprentice host dropped a lot of dough at charity auction for breast cancer research on a signed Tim Tebow helmet and jersey. Hopefully, Trump and his gigantic ego won’t ruin those things like he ruined the USFL. We’ve got the story for you right here. Check it!

The Denver Broncos are getting pounded by the New England Patriots in Foxboro where Tim Tebow was pouting on the sidelines during the rout. Bill Belichick bundled up in his hoodie making him look like a Jedi warrior from Star Wars. It’s going to take a miracle to even give Tim Tebow a chance to have “Tebow Time” where he can lead a comeback. I doubt this is easy to do when it’s 26 degrees out. JUMP!

Denver Mayor Michael Hancockis back at it. He’s made another bet, this time with Boston Mayor Tom Menino over Saturday’s game. It’s more or less your standard politico wager. The winner gets a specific dinner from the loser’s town and the loser has to wear a jersey from the opposing team. Except… instead of Menino wearing a Broncos jersey, it will be the statue of Paul Revere wearing a Broncos jersey. Kind of makes us sick. Check it!