Thankfully, BC reader Dustin was watching the NASCAR Nationwide race on Saturday so we don't have to. It was your normal left turn race until lap 103 when Danica Patrick was making some risky moves and eventually got into a three-wide situation. That led ESPN's lead NASCAR broadcaster, Marty Reid, to drop a helluva quote: "And now she's looking to be the meat in a three-wide sandwich." Oh, Marty. JUMP!