I just happened to be listening to WJOX in Alabama this afternoon when some redneck called and wanted to banter about last night's Buffalo-Kent State game. Of course this redneck started talking about Buffalo QB Alex Zordich's mom, Cynthia. Redneck mentioned something about mom being a "10" and how she was a photographer. Time to open up ESPN3 and Twitter to find my coordinates. And then she appeared, Mrs. Zordich! JUMP!