It's that time of year when we give fans the heads up on possible relationship building opportunities that combining sports & Craigslist. Today we look at the Stanley Cup and those fans looking for odd ways to hook up for Game One. We're here to guide you through the craziest, strangest and possibly a downright nightmare inducing classifieds. Don't waste time. The puck drops at 8 EST. NSFW language. You've been warned. JUMP!