So, yeah, we've been hammering this Colts cheerleader beat to death over the last two days. Yesterday it was a profile of the crazy, alcohol drinking rookie Kaley who'll be making her NFL debut if the lockout ever ends. Today we happened upon outtakes from last year's Colts' bikini calendar shoot and have determined that photographing chicks along the Ohio River has earned the team honors in the "All-Time Worst NFL Cheerleader Calendar Shoot Locale," contest. Yes, that bikini chick is holding a piece of driftwood. PHOTOS! JUMP!