BC Special Features Editor Monty sent this dispatch earlier today about the Cubs new "F@%k The Goat" shirts. "The Chicago Cubs are the brown stain on my toilet bowl when I'm done taking a crap... wait, no, it's not the team that is the stain, it's their fans. Outside of Boston, there aren't a bunch of insufferable, disgusting, classless pricks who stand up taller game after game than Chicago Cubs fans." And he's just getting started. JUMP!