Where is Carson Palmer these days? Hanging out with fatty USC jersey chasers at the Trojans-Syracuse game. It seems the Bengals former franchise QB would rather slam Tecate's (red can in a koozie = Tecate) than be in Denver for an NFL game. Your call, bro, but this tailgate looks pretty weak compared to throwing TD passes to stud A.J. Green. Again, sticking to your guns means plenty of free time for beers. See that, Bengals fan. This is how much he hates Brown. JUMP!