Where do we start with this one? That weird wood bench? The plastic gloves? The panda looking like it's smiling? Carmelo Anthony's face? The blue surgical suit? WTF is going on with those NBAers who are traveling around Asia. Folks, we are honestly just a couple of more panda dry humps away from losing an NBAer to the Far East. Step up, Stern. Ban travel to China. Ban panda candids. We cannot possibly let this happen to U.S. basketball. JUMP!