Do we even remotely care that Boston Bruins center Tyler Seguin is 19, a Stanley Cup champion and getting blotto at a Foxwoods bar? Are you kidding? Can't take a legal-aged drinker from Canada and expect him to then wait until he's 21 to drink in the U.S. Not even remotely possible. Now that's out of the way, let's get down to business. Ladies and OutSports.com readers, you ready for Tyler Seguin just millimeters away from giving you a heart attack? JUMP!