So the big news last night was that Bobby Petrino admitted to his family, the university and YOU that he'd been carrying on an inappropriate relationship with an unnamed human. Vegas has the line at -10000 that the unnamed human is Jessica Dorrell, the 25-year-old blonde assumed a cushy job within the football program just five days before she was involved in a motorcycle crash with Petrino. Guess who was engaged? Yeah, Dorrell. Guess what we have? JUMP!