Top sign you might want to start cutting back on the draft beers & tasty San Francisco treats? Your giant melon gets smacked straight in the grill - on live TV - by a rogue piece of paper during a Diamondbacks-Giants game. True, the wind isn't nearly as bad at Pac-Bell as it was at Candlestick, but yesterday was an exception. Trash flying all over. Just hot dog wrappers PWNING your ass like a BOSS. Straight into the fat melon. JUMP!