In case you didn't hear, the 2012 NBA Draft is Thursday at the Prudential Center in New Jersey. Basketball fans are excited for a new, young crop of talent to enter the league, but BC could theoretically care less about a bunch of one-and-dones from Kentucky. You're telling us that twig Anthony Davis will be able to bang with Dwight Howard for rebounds? Wait, he's going to play shutdown defense on Kobe? Shall we keep going? Let's just worry about the girlfriends hitting the lottery. JUMP!